120gb:

shuts your mouth with my mouth because damn youre gorgeous

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mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

It’s like Elf on the Shelf but for halloween

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SS Marie Antoinette. Out of control repair Droids, cannibalizing human beings. I know this is familiar, but I just can’t seem to place it. Sister Ship of the Madame De Pompadour. Nope, not getting it.

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leslielumarie:

Mama Markiplier takes a defensive stance to protect his babies friends!!!

-Click for full view-

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(via humanalmost)


just-a-nameless-nobody:

cogwheel-feline:

queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

That’s fucking bullshit! Honestly, people like this make me hate who I am, because I’m the same race. I’m disgusted with these kind of people.

YOU’VE GOT TO BE FUCKING SHITTING ME.  HE USED DEPRESSION AS A FUCKING EXCUSE TO GET OUT OF TROUBLE?!  HOW DID HE GET AWAY WITH THAT?  HOW THE FUCK????
PEOPLE LIKE THIS MAKE EVERYONE ELSE LOOK STUPID.  DEPRESSION IS A REAL ISSUE, AND WHO FUCKING GIVES A FLYING RAT’S ASS IF YOU’RE ‘DEPRESSED’ BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE CALLING YOU OUT FOR YOUR BULLSHIT.  THAT’S NOT DEPRESSION.  THAT IS NOT FUCKING DEPRESSION.
THAT’S A GODDAMNED LIE.

just-a-nameless-nobody:

cogwheel-feline:

queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

That’s fucking bullshit! Honestly, people like this make me hate who I am, because I’m the same race. I’m disgusted with these kind of people.

YOU’VE GOT TO BE FUCKING SHITTING ME.  HE USED DEPRESSION AS A FUCKING EXCUSE TO GET OUT OF TROUBLE?!  HOW DID HE GET AWAY WITH THAT?  HOW THE FUCK????

PEOPLE LIKE THIS MAKE EVERYONE ELSE LOOK STUPID.  DEPRESSION IS A REAL ISSUE, AND WHO FUCKING GIVES A FLYING RAT’S ASS IF YOU’RE ‘DEPRESSED’ BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE CALLING YOU OUT FOR YOUR BULLSHIT.  THAT’S NOT DEPRESSION.  THAT IS NOT FUCKING DEPRESSION.

THAT’S A GODDAMNED LIE.

(via grounderprincess)


mangocianamarch:


thefourteenthdoctor:

weaponizedwit:

absentlyabbie:

kuueater:

opticoverload:

What does it mean?

YOU CAN NOT HIDE. I SEE YOU.

RUN MISTER FRODO

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

Never before has any one dared utter the words of that tongue here on tumblr.

mangocianamarch:

thefourteenthdoctor:

weaponizedwit:

absentlyabbie:

kuueater:

opticoverload:

What does it mean?

YOU CAN NOT HIDE. I SEE YOU.

RUN MISTER FRODO

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

Never before has any one dared utter the words of that tongue here on tumblr.

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(via crazyblondeanimefreak)


h3adphonez:

volatilevibes:

Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.
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And the biggest dogs
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Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog 
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and together
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That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!

I’m moving…BYE MOM

I WANT BOTH

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